- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Ron Paul for President!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Ju... Just why?

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Black...

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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