Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man die? He got shot!

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Penal Dysfunction

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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