Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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