Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

my name is Jacob sartorious

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Patriarchy.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Do your parents know you're gay?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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