what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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