- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch