- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Ron Paul for President!

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Paper shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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