- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

People Order Our Patties

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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