shammmm is a lesbian.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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mc hammers income.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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