Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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brandon ya twwat

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