Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

girls lacrosse

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Cripples are lame.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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