Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Grammer is very important

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Wade

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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