roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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