Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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