There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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