Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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