What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Knock knock Come in

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Psychics.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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