How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Anti Joke

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