- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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