- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

you know whats funny the letter Q

elen degeneres is straight....

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Black people. They are so kind.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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