Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

I hate blackniggers

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Whats the difference between a frog?

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Yeah right loser!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

i saw your mom, i said hi

hit the thumbs down button

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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