- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

You're welcome!

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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