- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

whats a dick a dick

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

I killed someone today. :D

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