How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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whats a dick a dick

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Your time.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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