- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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