- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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