Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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