- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Jews

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A cow says moo and explodes.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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