- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

That's what she didn't say

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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