"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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