Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Iggy Azalea

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

obama

What's brown and sticky? Shit

You.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Anti Joke

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