stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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donald................duck for president

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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