Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Fiats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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