Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Netflix and chill

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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