- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

A black guy gets a job...

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

religion.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anything involving women..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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