what do you call gingers ugly.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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