"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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