Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Shut the cork up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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