- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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