- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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