- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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