- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

girls lacrosse

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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