- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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