If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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women's rights

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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