- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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