How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Hello, nice to meet you.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

rebecca is a hard worker

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