- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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