Michael Castillo is gay

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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I would rape her

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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