How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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