My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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President Donald Trump

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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