you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Win and Beau have no friends

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Today is May 18 2016.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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