KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

knock knock Come in!!!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Whats an Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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