Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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There's a car about to hit me.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Pinus Testicles

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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