- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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