Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Jews

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my shift key is broken1

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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