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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

You have cancer

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

shea kisses a girl

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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