The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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