whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

So. The gays. ...

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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