- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

She said no

A baby seal walks into a club.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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