what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Gianni

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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