- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Your Mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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