- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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