Zach Barlow

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

lybia

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

miley cyrus

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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