Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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PENIS

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Women's rights

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Shut the cork up!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Penis.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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