What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Welcome to die!

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Jersey Shore

I lost my tractor.

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