- Anti Joke

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

melon

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.