A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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The BCS

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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I ponder

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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