- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Robin, get in the batmobile.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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