Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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So. The gays. ...

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Obama

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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