whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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