- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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