a potato flew around my room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Im cute hehehee

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Anti Joke

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