knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A man made a sandwich.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Anti Joke

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