So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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im black

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Woman.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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