How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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