What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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