- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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