Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Nippies

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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