How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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