- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Women's rights

Your mama's so fat.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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