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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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