sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

matty russel are you on here

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

crap!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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