- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Potassium? K.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Your all fags

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

The Game.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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