What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Turn around.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Wade

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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