- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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