Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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