row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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