- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why? Whats wrong?

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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