Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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That's not what she said.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Anti Joke

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