What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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