- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Women's rights.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

I pooped my pants

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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