There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

womens rights

i like pie.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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